ABC online clips don’t let you turn down the volume of the opening ad. I DONT CARE IF ANYONE IS SLEEPING ITS AN EXPEDIA AD WATCH IT NOW NOW
I hope Perry calling Cain “brother” slowly devolves into the Pryor/Chevy Chase SNL sketch
There goes my political career.
I’m occupying Netflix. #DoingMyPart
If you’ve ain’t seen half a magician cut half a magician in half, you ain’t seen nothin. #Vegas!
There comes a time in your life when you have to look in the mirror and say, “That’s your french accent? Seriously?” in your french accent.
I am currently carrying a small bottle of calming moisturizer and fifteen dimes. Just Thursday, ya know?
I’m something of a sophist myself
communion wafers aren’t organic. shouldn’t that be like, a signal that maybe something’s amiss?