Max Barth: Archive

new post over at The Barthington Post http://t.co/aZE1fmrI RE: Mitt Romney, Whoever That Is

Jan 1st

I hope Christie gets on the ticket just so he and Joe Biden can bare knuckle box in an abandoned factory.

Dec 31st

impression of Owen Wilson this guy did, made me laugh: http://t.co/3lxku11r

Dec 28th

I got an Xbox. Do I have to wear the headpiece AND the codpiece to play? I’m confused.

Dec 27th

and the stockings were hung by the chimney with care/in hopes that the house would burn down and it would look like an accident

Dec 26th

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I want to be a hack Senator turned “developer” so I can invite Donald Trump to a debate about making stupid buildings with names on them

Dec 24th

RT @thesulk: I hope Newt wins the Republican nomination like Carrie won prom queen.

Dec 23rd

I hope Fox was planning the show “Huckabee” before they knew about Mike Huckabee.

Dec 22nd

RT @TravLeBlanc: …I’m auditioning at Comic Strip Live tonight if you wanna come support/don’t know him but always good to support comedy

Dec 20th

I was born in Karlsruhe, an industrial town and port in Germany. In that way, I am like the Beatles, from Liverpool.

Dec 19th

I wish I used that joke when I studied abroad in London…

Dec 18th

RT @OutofLiney: Happy to see @HeIsMaxBarth on Twitter #followSaturday?/You too. Excited to exchange quips and jibes.

Dec 18th

Be sure to tune into my morning zoo radio show, every Friday we play a second of the Beatles.

Dec 17th

Ryan Merriam (@RyanMerriam on twitter) and Joe...

Dec 16th

Rick Perry always has this moment right after the questioner finishes where he lets it pass through him, then he says whatever he wants.

Dec 16th

new column up at http://t.co/TkQx88dL Gingrich Has Nothing To Lose, Which Might Be Why He’ll Win

Dec 15th

incidentally, the answer is a.) 4 jews

Dec 12th

I like how Perry’s ad that basically insults gay soldiers isn’t a topic for discussion.

Dec 12th

Most of the psychologists on Hoarders look like they starred in the last season of Tanners.

Dec 9th

Today’s column at the Barthington Post: http://t.co/TkQx88dL (site is work in progress)

Dec 8th

Gingrich seems like a cooler guy than Romney, like I’d chill with him until he accidentally said something racist.

Dec 7th

An Obama/Romney debate would be quite baritoneudinous.

Dec 6th

Eating all my Greek yogurt before (something about their economy or something live culture i dont know) #LazyMonologueJokes

Dec 5th

Man, the kids in my basement sure are hungry! Basement Food™ is the best food for basement kids!

Dec 4th

when I don’t have gigs coming up, I’ll simply say: come see me perform in the nearest forest! just go on out, i’ll be there in a sec w/jokes

Dec 3rd

Dec 2nd

RT @marcmaron: Man, I am going to miss Patrice. Fuck, fuck, fuck. So sad. Loved that guy. He was a truly great comedian. An original. #R …

Nov 30th

Whenever I come home, I end up finding the bag of wigs in the basement from Mom’s theater days and then all bets are off.

Nov 28th

If you can “figure out” that last one, I think you’re not as smart as you think you are.

Nov 25th

Did Bachmann say Obama turned over all CIA interrogations to the ACLU? Law and Order: ACLU. Airing this fall in her crazy head!

Nov 23rd

http://t.co/Fl9Ni9T0 Sports Media Asks Molestation Victims What This Means For Paterno’s Legacy. Great Onion piece.

Nov 22nd

If this video doesn’t make you laugh, you can unfollow me: http://t.co/cZAj4Kwu

Nov 19th

FOUR DAY WEEKENDS hahahahhahahaha!

Nov 17th

misssarahperry: Oh God. Mr. Kentucky. This is...

Nov 17th

What, they don’t have Geocities in Libya? http://t.co/YsoC8TDz

Nov 15th

In their fourteenth class presentation, the Republican second graders failed miserably. Perry needs to work on his multiplication tables.

Nov 14th

I’m thinking of ghost writing a book about ghost writers. It’ll be called “Ghost Writers - By Ballsy McGee”

Nov 13th

I hope there are no terrorist attacks today,cause A.)they are bad and B.)I don’t want to walk around saying “remember eleven eleven eleven?”

Nov 12th

if you follow me on twitter, i’ll stop following you in real life #apromise

Nov 9th

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RT @theyearofelan: Let’s work together RT @rainnwilson: I’m going to try to create a trending topic. Who’s with me? #IgnoreTheKardashian …

Nov 7th

Oct 28th

ABC online clips don’t let you turn down the volume of the opening ad. I DONT CARE IF ANYONE IS SLEEPING ITS AN EXPEDIA AD WATCH IT NOW NOW

Oct 28th

Oct 27th

Watch

Me opening the IC Stand Up: Surprisingly Decent show. Check it out, homes.

Oct 25th

I hope Perry calling Cain “brother” slowly devolves into the Pryor/Chevy Chase SNL sketch

Oct 24th

There goes my political career.

Oct 20th

Oct 19th

Oct 18th