new post over at The Barthington Post http://t.co/aZE1fmrI RE: Mitt Romney, Whoever That Is

I hope Christie gets on the ticket just so he and Joe Biden can bare knuckle box in an abandoned factory.

impression of Owen Wilson this guy did, made me laugh: http://t.co/3lxku11r

I got an Xbox. Do I have to wear the headpiece AND the codpiece to play? I’m confused.

and the stockings were hung by the chimney with care/in hopes that the house would burn down and it would look like an accident

I want to be a hack Senator turned “developer” so I can invite Donald Trump to a debate about making stupid buildings with names on them

RT @thesulk: I hope Newt wins the Republican nomination like Carrie won prom queen.

I hope Fox was planning the show “Huckabee” before they knew about Mike Huckabee.

RT @TravLeBlanc: …I’m auditioning at Comic Strip Live tonight if you wanna come support/don’t know him but always good to support comedy

I was born in Karlsruhe, an industrial town and port in Germany. In that way, I am like the Beatles, from Liverpool.

I wish I used that joke when I studied abroad in London…